I WIN!! ||The game of winning||

Me returning as an angry demon and leading an army of angry demons against you. And nuking you. :I Derp

Me using the angel tablet to power up and be more powerful then God. And with a snap of my fingers, every demon ever (besides Crowley O3O <3 long live the King of Hell) created disappears from existence.

(NUUU U KILLED JACKEH! D:)

Me being reborn as a giant, immortal, god-like dragon that can never be destroyed (GOD MOD TROLLOLOLOL) or wiped out, and recreating a world in which only certain beings can access. Without harming anyone else. And making a mountain out of gummy bears. And Rolos. Oh yeah. AND recreating Pewdiepie and Smosh. :3

Me being god, creator of everything and can do whatever i want, went back in time and destroyed you before you became immortal and did any of this. Thus making all that never happen.

You somehow being mind-controlled by an unknown thing, and recreating me with all your power. Thus, draining your powers and making you nothing more than a spirit.

you cant mindcontrol god, thus, none of that ever happened XDD

My spirit somehow returning (DON'T ASK HOW DANGIT), and not being able to be destroyed. Or wiped out. Or anything. Nope. None. No way. Not even a God can do anything about it. I'm just there. Deal with it. And being separated from time. So yeah. 83

Knowing God cant eliminate it, he just took away all of its powers so its existence is futile with no cause.

Not caring and just being there. And poking God. "Hey, God! Hey God! Hey, hey God! Hey! Heyyyy! Hey God! Friend! Bro! Hey! Goddy! God! You! It! Dude! Bro-sista! Dawg! Hey! Hey! Buddy! Pal! Friend! Hey! Chump! My man! Mah main man! Hey! Hey!∞~"

God put him on his own world filled with lava so he'd burn for eternity, never dying. He cannot escape the world, thus leaving God in peace XDD

Me being a spirit so I don't burn at all. :3 And then flying away and doing tricks in the air, being all innocent and derpy.

I made it forever rain lava, and turned your spiritness into a human, a really ugly human so you WOULD burn XDD

Me burning and turning into a spirit again, and making myself immortal and unchangeable. :]

Me sitting back with a bag of popcorn, not giving a fuck because either way you are locked on your own planet, unable to get to me.

Me using my spirit powers to get rid of all the lava, and making spirit animals. And spirit Pewdiepies and Smoshes. And Skrillexes.

Me with a snap of my fingers i rid you of any powers and destroying all the other spirits. Leaving you a powerless, lonesome spirit.

Being unchangeable, none of that ever happened. ^^

Me making you changeable, making all of that actually happen.

Me floating around, before somehow finding my way back to you, and poking you again. :3 "HEY GOD! GOD! HEY! HEY GOD! HEY! HEY! GOD! MY FRIEND! GOD! HEY! HEY! HEY GOD! HEY GOD! HEY GOD! HEY GOD! HEY! HEY! HEY GOD! HEY!"

Teleports to another wold that you have no idea about and are unable to get there

Me finding a random powerful gem that gives me Godly powers, and using them to create another world, similar to the one that was destroyed, except being indestructible. And lots of chocolate. Yus.

Me going back in time and finding the gem before you do and destroying it forever

Me floating around and finding another magical gem that I use to go back in time and stopping you from even existing. Oh, time travel... I wuv yoo...

Me, being God, having never created such a gem so none of that would have ever happened